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PITCH: CRITTERS REBOOT?! CRITTERS VS KENNY POWERS

Hey Hollywood, you’re making all these shitty reboots and movies out of board games and comic books. What’s left? Critters.

I say we give the Critters franchise over to Danny McBride the producers of “Eastbound & Down" and let them combine their efforts to form Critters 5: Critters VS Kenny Powers.

Kenny Powers has been living in the woods for years by himself, hoarding away all his posessions - crossbows, rifles, trampolines, four-wheelers, fireworks, and various explosives - and has to defeat Critters.

You could film this one over the weekend. Get a bunch of basketballs, cover them in Critters costumes, throw them down a staircase. Kenny Powers, motherfucker. No one gives a shit about Critters anyway.

Possible Directors: Wayne Coyne of the Flaming Lips, Yahoo Serious, or David Gordon Green because he can do anything.

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